Christopher Hernandez

When you picture what qualities and attributes are associated with the Taco Bell Boys, a few that come to mind may be: Intellectual scholars who's finely tuned diligence and academic feats are enough to be recognized by any, open-minded philosophers who engage in thoughtful exchanges of ideas and perspectives, or perhaps even, musical artists who's lyrical assimilations transcend all known forms of literature. These are all honorable descriptions that rein consistent throughout all members of the Taco Bell Boys, mostly, and with one the newest additions to the team, Christopher Elijah Hernandez (Queefstopher), we can proudly claim that he carries none of these. Christopher Hernandez was once an aimless soul taken under the wing of the Taco Bell Boys, and, while still aimless, the mystery behind why has yet to be uncovered. Was it out of pity? Likely. Was it because they considered him a generally cool individual? Unlikely. Or was it for the endlessly hilarious nickname that accompanies his presence, Lil Queef/Queefstopher? No, that wasn't given to him until further after his introduction to the group for a reason that will not be disclosed. Now, you might be asking yourselves, if not for the comical title that was tragically bestowed upon him, what could Chris possibly contribute to the nortorious, highly esteemed organization known as the Taco Bell Boys? Nothing, or at least, it remains to be seen. Just know that he's there, and where he is, queefs follow. - Written by Queef

*This is a satiracal description-- Queef Hernandez is a character to be taken lightheartedly. Chris is a valued member of The Taco Bell Boys, and is, in fact, very cool.